Puttin' On The Ritz
My non-Homestuck side blog!

There's probably gonna be lots of feminism, body positivity, loud yelling, calling people out on bullshit, cute things and cute girls.

I will tag NSFW and things like body horror.


No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

tags » tru ·


Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:

1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed

tags » sarah ·

Nicki Minaj arriving to Ellen Show!


girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you


this is absolutely incredible

❝ Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies ❞


Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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Black cat | cute and affordable accessories from Pastelkitty

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My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

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