Puttin' On The Ritz
My non-Homestuck side blog!

There's probably gonna be lots of feminism, body positivity, loud yelling, calling people out on bullshit, cute things and cute girls.

I will tag NSFW and things like body horror.

❝ A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. ❞

- Irish Proverb (via basillico)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

❝ You should not
have to rip yourself
into pieces to keep
others whole. ❞

- i am seeing less and less of you, Emma Bleker (via mute—mouth)

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

throhing:

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

WHAT?????

Totoro snow sculpture at the Asahikawa Winter Festival, Hokkaido (via)

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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